1) Full Name: Joe "something something" Harding

2) Male/Female: i prefer females but i spose if its a particularly pretty man

3) Were you named after anyone: nope nope

4) Does your name mean anything: it means my parents obviousoly just chose the first name that came to mind

5) Nick Name(s): hmm joey i spose although i personally like the sound of joe kickass

6) What do you think you look like: a badass version of the milky bar kid

7) Date of Birth: the 6th of february 1987, oh what a joyous occcasion

8) Place of Birth and Current Location: a MRSA ridden hospital, london

9) Nationality: well well, i got some english some greek cypriot

10) Astrology Sign: aquarius

11) Chinese Astrology: rabbit, cos my ears are bent

12) Religion: no thank you

13) What's your favorite smell: cut grass aitn bad but cut cocaines good to, i kid i like the smell of my new hand moisturizer

14) Political Position: oh im a left wing commie, except for the commie part

15) What do you prefer to drink in the morning: water is good, although im partial to some robinsons peach juice

16) Hair+Eye color: me hair is blonde with hints of sex in it, and my eyes are lol my eyes are like a chameleon, but mostly green with bits of blue

17) Do you look like anyone famous: the milky bar kid bitches! although ive been told some brad pitt, some ryan reynolds ya know i dont like to brag

18) What do you look like: look, theres not enough of joe to go around im sorry

19) Any unusual talents: lol i have one but i cant say it

20) Righty, Lefty, or Ambidextrous: im righty but leftys are cooler

21) Gay, Straight, Bi, or Other: well i dont like to be narrow minded so . . .

22) What do you do for a living: i breathe i eat sleep those sortsa things

23) What do you do for fun: i hang out with the people i loves and of course i play in a band

24) What Kind of material do you like to use: use for what? strange question

25) What kind of materials would you like to work with: music?

26) Have you met your grandparents: i met my mums dad my dads mum

27) Boyfriend/Girlfriend: a lovely lovely girlfriend

28) Crush: fat mike and joey cape are pretty cool

29) What celebrity would you date if you could: hmm good question, but it would have to be anne hoppus, so i could hang with mark hoppus

31) Favorite online Guy/Girl(s): my favs have to be anne-may and kendra of course

32) Favorite place to be: haveing good times with my favourite peoples

33) Least favorite place to be: the crapper

34) Do you burn or tan: oh ho i burn

35) Ever break a bone: nope

36) What is your favorite cereal: hmmm frosties is good, coco pops is good ahh theres lots of good cereals

37) Person you cry with: pfft im a man

Do You Have...

38) Any sisters: nuhuh

39) Any brothers: just the one, mark he's 19 smart kid

40) Any pets: elvis!!!

41) An Illness: hmm kinda, does O.C.D. count?

42) Pager: i aint no yupee fool

43) A personal phone line: haha no

44) A cell phone: i have a mobile phone (im english you see)

45) A visible birthmark: not for me

46) A pool or hot tub: i have a bath tub

47) A car: very soon oh yes

Decribe Your:

48) Personality: well im a pretty cool guy if i do say so myself, funny and not bad looking either

49) Driving: havent killed anyone yet

50) Your clothing style: smartish, casualish, niceish, coolish

51) Room: too hot

52) What's missing: from what? be more specific dude

53) School: what about school, it was boring

54) Bed: my bed is he best!! a nice double bed that sometimes makes me late cos i dont want to leave it

55) Relationship with your parents: My relationship with my parents is quite good

56) Do you believe in yourself: yeah, if i dont who will?

57) Do you believe in love at first sight?: i do not, that would be unfair on blind people

58) Consider yourself a good listener: yeah i like to think people like to talk to me about their heppennings and problems

59) Have a future dream that you would like to share: hmm id like to one day be a father and husband of course and maybe own my own record label

Do you:

60) Get Along with your parents: silly people ask the same questions

61) Save your emails: the ones from my friends yeah

62) Pray: nopedy nope nope

63) Believe in reincarnation: nah

64) Brush your teeth twice a day: yes, i like my teeth

65) Like to talk on the phone: in person is better

66) Like to eat: hahah i love to eat

67) Like to exercise: hmm certain kinds yes

68) Like to watch sports: hmm sometimes football (thats soccer to you lot)

69) Sing in a car: if its a good song

70) What is a dream that you have all the time: one where im on top of a floating platform with 2 ppl i love and i have to choose which one of them dies, and i try to offer upmyself so they can live, its a lovely dream lol

71) Dream in Color: yep yep

72) Do you have nightmares: hmm not often, well cept for the one i just mentioned

73) Sleep with a stuffed animal: nah i have a real animal lol

74) Right next to you: my awesome sunglasses

75) On your coffee cup: a drawing that Maryam did

76) On your mouse pad: a picture that Maryam took

77) Your favorite flavor of gum: im not much of a gum man, but if i had to choose tooty fruity lol

78) Your brand of deodorant: oh my own scent is the best

79) Your dream honeymoon spot: hmm thats a thinker

80) Your dream wife/husband: i think i gots me one of those already

81) Hiding in your closet: my gay side?

82) Under your bed: douvets and sheets and what not

83) The name of your closest/best friend: the lovely Maryam takes it again

84) Your bad time of day: doing my hair

85) Your worst fear(s): hmm sharks are perty scary

86) What's the weather like: tis night time

87) What's your favorite time of year: christmas!

88) Your favorite holiday: christmas!

89) A material weakness: clothes and guitars and hmm satin boxers of course

90) The weirdest food or drink that you like: hmm i could easily eat a whole jar of ghurkins

91) The top of your "to do list": meh uni work

92) The hardest thing about growing up: hmm shedding your friends and learning to cope with the next stages in your life lol the growing up part

93) A pet you want: hmm i always thought a snake or a dog would be cool but i like elvis just fine

94) Your scariest moment: hmm when i was a young man, i was running from the police, lol very scary

95) Your attitude about love: lots of fun

96) The funniest or most desperate thing you've done to get the attention of the opposite sex: hmmm there isnt one, i obviously havent whored myself off enough

97) The worst feeling in the world: stepping in poo that is on your bedroom floor thanks to elvis

98) The Best feeling in the world: being on stage performing

99) Who sent this to you: a buddy